You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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