How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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