Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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