Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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