at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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