I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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