I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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