My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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