god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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