You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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