Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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