Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I have post one night stand depression
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