shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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