i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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