i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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