I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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