quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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