South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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