i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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