yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
It was confusing and full of hummus
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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