Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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