either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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