Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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