I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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