Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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