Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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