You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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