I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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