Yo dont text me then not text me
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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