I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Did I show you my penis last night?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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