What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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