these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Randomize
