Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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