You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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