remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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