Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
