Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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