Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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