Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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