I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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