Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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