What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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