The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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