How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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