Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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