i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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