We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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