One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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