he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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