Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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