walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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