Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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