The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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