Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
