I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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