you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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