Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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