This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You don't make any sense
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